Welllll.... erm. Well. yerss. Actually, that is a LOT better than it could have been isn't it! That IS good. Don't like all this 'itis' stuff, but as it seems not to be chronic itis it sounds like if you can get rid of the lactose intolerance, things might calm down. Oesophigitis is not pleasant at all. The diverticulosis happens, the older you get the more little pockets one develops. BUT I am getting more and more relieved on re-reading this. NOTHING eeeevol

Bile. Yes. It'll be stop eating so much butter/margarine and factory pastries. OH DEAR! They make my bile duct cringe!

How do you know what drinking Flash Floor CLeaner is like, is it one of your normal tipples???? eeeeuuuwww. You dafty XXXXXX

ANd the other actions... um. def-ee-night-leee UM!!!

Hugs, but some qualified relief this end, don't know how much there is at any of your 'ends'? *g* XXXXXX