"Dr Foster went to Gloucester" as told by the X-Files

[changeling67]

X-Files/Dr Foster

Scully: (talking into dictaphone) Case number D-P-28081997. Body found in Gloucester, Massachusetts.The deceased is a Dr John Foster - a mature adult male, with advanced tissue decomposition. Weight: a hundred and fifty pounds; height: seventy inches. Intact skin from ribcage to cranium is consistent with rate of decomposition - lower torso is mottled and discoloured, due to exposure and submergence in an aqueous bacterial liquid, such as a small body of stagnant water.

Cause and time of death are unknown and cannot be accurately determined, due to the deceased subjection to the cold environment. It appears that Dr Foster entered the body of water of his own accord. Whether he misjudged the depth of water, believing it to be a mere puddle, remains to be seen.

Mulder: You don’t believe this is substantial enough to warrant an investigation?

Scully: If there was a legitimate reason, Mulder. This evidence is consistent with a man who became stuck in a storm drain.

Mulder: Try telling that to the local townsfolk or the good doctor’s family. I want tissue samples and x-rays. I'd like blood type and toxicology and a full genetic work-up.

Scully: You don't honestly believe this is some kind of an extra-terrestrial? Your insistence of time loss due to unknown forces - cannot be validated or substantiated, Mulder. He simply stepped into a puddle right up to his middle and never went there again.

Mulder: This is the essence of science, you ask an impertinent question and you're on your way to a pertinent answer.  This man did not contribute to his own demise, Scully.

(Exit)

Later...

Scully: (at home, on her laptop) Further official laboratory inspection of the body and x-ray analysis has confirmed the mutilated physiology of Dr Foster. The position of the unusual ocular cavities of the deceased, has fuelled agent Mulder’s newest theory - that Dr Foster could have been a human hybrid from the delphinidae family. This theory cannot be substantiated and Dr Foster is most definitely not a dolphin...

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Disclaimer - this is a spoof by calico_pye - No copyright infringement intended (with apologies to Chris Carter).

Comments

[bethnoir.livejournal.com]

lol!

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm terrible :-D

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

Thanks - it was you who put it the idea into my head a few months ago. I wrote some and totally forgot it, found it this afternoon. Had a few minutes spare etc. Glad you like it :-)

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

I remember you suggesting 'Sherlock Holmes' and either Mary Quite Contrary/Mary had a Little Lamb - I confess I have only ever watched SH rather than read it.

One day I will write it, I'm sure - but it is good to have imput and a laugh with others, who have a similar mind. Thank you for your kind words :-)

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

Thanks re the icon - got it from Puka Pudge http://puka-pudge.livejournal.com/91080.html#cutid1

Icons are free, just credit in your bio where the icons come from (Puka Pudge make exceptionally pretty ones, so well worth looking out for ).

:-)

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

Right click on icon, then file/save :-)

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

Yeah - the Brits don't normally have a problem with the phrase "across the pont."

The Simpsons are great - haven't seen it for a while (I got hooked up in South Park for a while too).

:-)

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

Bwhaahh... So - Dr Foster went to Gloucester and became an American Soap series object.

Poor man. But I do know the UK is complaining badly about the huge deep potholes in the roads. SO.. any person venturing forth on a wet day, should beware! teehee.

Tis a super little tale. What have you done with Mother Hubbard, or Jack and Jill? teehee. love it!!!

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

I have done a Carlos Castenada one on here somewhere - oh and the three bears as a psychiatric experiment. probably stashed under the spoof tag :-)

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

Lordy me... there's weeks of reading here... but such slightly goofy Fun! Now I shall be tempted to write my own versions when I have itchy fingers and not a lot of Muse! teehee.

Bless you.