Supermog

[changeling67]

I can't get Dill (cat - long-haired supermog) through our new chip-reading, spring-release cat flap. Tried the best 'puss-puss-puss,' but to no avail - he can get his head and only a shoulder. I said to the vet he was a large cat and I was reassured that he would fit. Not at all - perhaps I should have said 'mini tiger' or 'fat, domestic cat (with an afro) wearing a big, hairy poncho...'

*sigh*