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Newsthump article under cut for swearing. Can so identify right now - minus the beardy smart-arsedness. Just as you think you can kick back from the keyboard, another political oaf plays a trump card. Something is obvious though - Boris does NOT want the responsibility of activating Article 50. Coward.

( Newsthump - Satirists Can’t F*****g Type Quick Enough )

You must admit that the British government are becoming past masters at making absolute fools of themselves - over and above their normal quota. For the record, leaving us in the cacky just isn't cricket, Boris. Really isn't.

:-/

This literally is the only thing that has vaguely cheered me up today.

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The late Alan Rickman has set about the face of death with some silverware.

The so-called Grim Reaper continued his utterly shite run of form in 2016 by taking the soul of the man who played Hans Gruber, Professor Snape and The Sheriff of Nottingham – literally the only outstanding thing in an otherwise middling version of Robin Hood.

“I took his arm to lead him away,” said a visibly shaken grim reaper, “and he looked at me, brandished the spoon and said ‘I am going to count to three, there will not be a four’, which I just laughed at.

“And then he leapt on me and jabbed a spoon right through my chest [...] I knew we should have frisked him on the way in; this is the guy who nearly killed Bruce Willis [...] Serves me right for fucking with the Half-Blood Prince, I suppose.”

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Senior Peer Lord Sewel was doing nothing more seedy than enjoying his birthday present, according to friends today.

Lord Sewel’s family had given the Peer a voucher for his birthday which entitled him to live like a rock star for the day.

“It was a wonderful surprise” said Sewel, “usually they just get me a pair of socks and some scotch, so the opportunity to final snort some blow from a hooker’s tits was a lovely change.”

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